It ignited an inferno of memories from the days when classroom computers contained all sorts of educational delights. They were fun as hell back then, probably because we were dumbasses at the time, but I bet if you played them now they'd blow real hard, save for a couple.
So come on a magical journey as we remember some of the classics of schoolyard gaming, starting with the aforementioned talking car.
Putt-Putt
The Putt-Putt series is made up of a heap of games, but in terms of what you'd consider main titles, there are seven in total. They were point-and-click adventures in which you play a car named Putt-Putt, taking on different objectives like saving a zoo, for example.
I could have sworn Putt-Putt was named after the sound a stupid car would make, kinda like Brum, but according to Wikipedia, "his name was given to him by his father, who enjoyed to play mini golf". What the fuck?
Freddi Fish
The Freddi Fish games were made by Humongous Entertainment, who also created the Putt-Putt games above, so it handles in a very similar manner.
Freddi Fish and his small green pal, Luther, embark on adventures specific to the title of the game, much like their anthropomorphic car cousin. One such adventure is titled The Case of the Hogfish Rustlers of Briny Gulch, which almost sounds like it's a porno.
I also have an issue with a fish being named Luther.
Lemmings
The first time I ever played Lemmings was on a school computer in year 3 and it was the fucking best. Heaps of tiny green-haired idiots just marching mindlessly towards death, waiting for you to save them by instructing the one in front to build some goddamn stairs over a bottomless pit.
I don't know why this was on the school computers because it wasn't all that educational, but it whips ass so who fucking cares?
Zoombinis
Everyone remembers Zoombinis. They were little blue blobs with feet you had to guide to a safe land known as Zoombiniville (lazy name, but we'll let that slide) by solving a series of puzzles.
The first title, Logical Journey of the Zoombinis, was released in 1996 and seemed to make its way into every school in the country. We all seem to have collective memories of that goddamn Pizza Pass level.
Bugdom
Bugdom, in which you play a bug, is a platforming game that's by no means educational, but somehow came pre-loaded onto every Mac in my primary school.
The bug also wore a tiny pair of sneakers on two of its eight legs. Do with that information what you will.
The Magic School Bus
The Magic School Bus started as a book, became an animated TV series (which was rebooted in 2017), then hit computer monitors as an educational video game.
I don't remember playing the series at school, but I definitely remember smashing that shit at home when I was a kid. There were tons of games, each one exploring a different topic, but the human body and solar system ones were the best because stacking like a thousand Earths inside Jupiter and playing pinball in Arnold‘s heart was fucking mad.
Encarta 95
The Encarta series was the closest thing we had to Wikipedia before Wikipedia was a thing. It's not really a game, but more of an interactive encyclopedia found on most school library computers.
I wouldn't say it was "fun," but pissing off the mean library lady by playing howler monkey sounds at full volume and passing it off as school work sure was.
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
Another mainstay of the school computer, the Carmen Sandiego games tasked you with finding a woman named Carmen Sandiego by following a series of clues.
From memory, finding old mate was incredibly tricky, but then again, I was like 8 and therefore, an idiot.
Reader Rabbit
I don't remember playing any of the Reader Rabbit games, but the concept is pretty simple. You are a rabbit and you read. I refuse to say more.
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